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#1 04-09-2014 01:52:17

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Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

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we are Smegmatic™ a new clan full of CSS Junkies
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Real Name:
- Country:
- Age:
- Gender:
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10:
- Time zone (GMT+/-?):

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?


- What are your expectations from our guild?

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?


- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?


- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
:

- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)


- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?


- Anything else you would like to add/share?

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

✷Character Information:

- Class:
- Race:
- Character's name:
- Character's level:
- Talent build/s:
-Favorite terrorist
-Favorite Counter terrorist
- Why did you choose this build/s?:
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?)

- Please show us your Talents

- What is your frequent gun rotation?

- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?


- What is your raiding experience ?


- What is your CSS Junkie experience:

- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



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#2 04-09-2014 01:55:28

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

ਮੇਰੇ ਭਰਾਵੋ ਅਤੇ ਭੈਣੋ ਵਿੱਚ ਸ਼ਾਮਲ ਹੋ, ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ!!


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#3 04-09-2014 02:01:38

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

can i join? :-)

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#4 04-09-2014 02:02:18

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Do The application

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#5 04-09-2014 02:09:05

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

✷Character Information:

- Class: cool
- Race: first place
- Character's name: darkz
- Character's level: way the fuck up there
- Talent build/s: 9/21/0
-Favorite terrorist arctic avenger
-Favorite Counter terrorist GIGN
- Why did you choose this build/s?: its cool
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?)
high

- Please show us your Talents
im not a girl

- What is your frequent gun rotation?
gunz

- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
yea

- What is your raiding experience ?
we use raid to kill cockroaches

- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
i knifed phoenix in the back of the head

- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
darkz
darkz
kdar
k
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#6 04-09-2014 02:10:33

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Real Name: Andre Cucaracha
- Country: Mexico
- Age: 19
- Gender: Male
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: Siete
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): -5
- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.
- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?
Other clans kick me out because I no have good microphone.
- What are your expectations from our guild?
Not kick me out for no good microphone.
- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?
Si.
- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?
No senor.
- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
No senor.
- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)
I was with La Banditos Furios for a year or so.
- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?
Si.
- Anything else you would like to add/share?
No senor.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
✷Character Information:
- Class: Que?
- Race: Latino
- Character's name: La Cucaracha
- Character's level: Que?
- Talent build/s: Que?
-Favorite terrorist- Elite Crew
-Favorite Counter terrorist -  Grupo Aeromóvil de Fuerzas Especiales (GAFE)
- Why did you choose this build/s?: Que?
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?) I work at Taco Bell and landscaping.
- Please show us your Talents I can dig holes senor.
- What is your frequent gun rotation? Jiminez and AK.
- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
No senor.
- What is your raiding experience ?
Que?
- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
I play CSS
- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
Que?
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#7 04-09-2014 02:13:55

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

darkz wrote:

✷Character Information:

- Class: cool
- Race: first place
- Character's name: darkz
- Character's level: way the fuck up there
- Talent build/s: 9/21/0
-Favorite terrorist arctic avenger
-Favorite Counter terrorist GIGN
- Why did you choose this build/s?: its cool
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?)
high

- Please show us your Talents
im not a girl

- What is your frequent gun rotation?
gunz

- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
yea

- What is your raiding experience ?
we use raid to kill cockroaches

- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
i knifed phoenix in the back of the head

- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
darkz
darkz
kdar
k
_______________________

denied Do The application



tekwerk wrote:

Real Name: Andre Cucaracha
- Country: Mexico
- Age: 19
- Gender: Male
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: Siete
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): -5
- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.
- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?
Other clans kick me out because I no have good microphone.
- What are your expectations from our guild?
Not kick me out for no good microphone.
- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?
Si.
- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?
No senor.
- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
No senor.
- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)
I was with La Banditos Furios for a year or so.
- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?
Si.
- Anything else you would like to add/share?
No senor.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
✷Character Information:
- Class: Que?
- Race: Latino
- Character's name: La Cucaracha
- Character's level: Que?
- Talent build/s: Que?
-Favorite terrorist- Elite Crew
-Favorite Counter terrorist -  Grupo Aeromóvil de Fuerzas Especiales (GAFE)
- Why did you choose this build/s?: Que?
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?) I work at Taco Bell and landscaping.
- Please show us your Talents I can dig holes senor.
- What is your frequent gun rotation? Jiminez and AK.
- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
No senor.
- What is your raiding experience ?
Que?
- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
I play CSS
- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
Que?
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________


We only accept Spanish Mexicans from Spain


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#8 04-09-2014 02:21:37

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Real Name: darkz
- Country: cool land
- Age: old
- Gender: dude
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: 3
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): cool dude timezone

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.

YO WASSUP. If ur reading this its cuz i'm DA BEST. I'm coolman, I know whats crackin. I'm tired of girls always saying they want some action but then you get them in bed and all of the sudden the're like "NO NO NO". can you say bLUE BALLS?
I’m like, a friendly guy. I think that not enough people make an effort to be friendly, that’s why I make an EXtra effort.
I like music that can be put on after a hard day of work. To help me relax and clear my head. And get all the cobwebs out of my mind. ANything that makes me want to dance and be silly and just shake my lil booty. Anything that is made with REAL EMOTION. I love passionate people and I think music is the language of soul. Yeah, you could say I’m “into music”.

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?

because im cool

- What are your expectations from our guild?

that you all dont suck

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?

yea

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?

yea

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
:

me

- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)

none

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?

yes

- Anything else you would like to add/share?

who the fuck shares


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#9 04-09-2014 02:22:41

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

denied Do The application


Edited Wed, 09 Apr 2014 01:27:37:

Put in effort

Do The application

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#10 04-09-2014 02:33:56

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

lamo who plays css still get with the time gramps


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#11 04-09-2014 02:34:29

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

denied

Do The application


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#12 04-09-2014 02:41:43

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Phoenixflame wrote:

We only accept Spanish Mexicans from Spain

It's because I no have good microphone, isn't it senor?


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#13 04-09-2014 02:44:07

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Real Name: 约旦宰赫内维尔
- Country: United States of the People's Republic of Russka
- Age: 8
- Gender: genderqueer
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: It can't be expressed
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): GMT+18
- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself. - i'm a girl gamer!!
- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans? - i assure you trust girl gamers like me

- What are your expectations from our guild? - this is a clan not a gild
- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that? - YEAH! do you think jsuit because i'm a feminist u think i ca't hold my weright? haHA

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan? - i don't have irl friends or family

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
: me
- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk) i am

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week? = nmo but i  do have a tumblr

- Anything else you would like to add/share? *holds up spork*


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#14 04-09-2014 02:47:01

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

darkz wrote:

Real Name: darkz
- Country: cool land
- Age: old
- Gender: dude
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: 3
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): cool dude timezone

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.

YO WASSUP. If ur reading this its cuz i'm DA BEST. I'm coolman, I know whats crackin. I'm tired of girls always saying they want some action but then you get them in bed and all of the sudden the're like "NO NO NO". can you say bLUE BALLS?
I’m like, a friendly guy. I think that not enough people make an effort to be friendly, that’s why I make an EXtra effort.
I like music that can be put on after a hard day of work. To help me relax and clear my head. And get all the cobwebs out of my mind. ANything that makes me want to dance and be silly and just shake my lil booty. Anything that is made with REAL EMOTION. I love passionate people and I think music is the language of soul. Yeah, you could say I’m “into music”.

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?

because im cool

- What are your expectations from our guild?

that you all dont suck

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?

hell yeah nigga

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?

fuck yeah nigga

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
:

me nigga

- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)

none because im not a scrub

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?

hell yeah nigga

- Anything else you would like to add/share?

who the fuck shares


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- Class: girl
- Race: girl
- Character's name: girlygirl56
- Character's level: i'm a girl
- Talent build/s: pink girliness
-Favorite terrorist are there girls
-Favorite Counter terrorist the girl
- Why did you choose this build/s?:  because i'm a girl gqmer
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?) girl gaming level 2e17
- Please show us your Talents i need a webcam XDDDD
- What is your frequent gun rotation? vagina shots -> PMS shooter
- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system? why did you use the word man? i think youneed to put in women

- What is your raiding experience ? i raid men hearts to get there love
- What is your CSS Junkie experience: are you calling me a junky
- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )yes
__________________________________


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#16 04-09-2014 02:53:15

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

daily reminder that i am supreme glorious leader of Smegmatic™ Clan all glory unto me dukedog


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#17 04-09-2014 02:56:04

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

i vouch for 约旦宰赫内维尔


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#18 04-09-2014 03:04:03

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

darkz wrote:
darkz wrote:

Real Name: darkz
- Country: cool land
- Age: old
- Gender: dude
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: 3
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): cool dude timezone

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.

YO WASSUP. If ur reading this its cuz i'm DA BEST. I'm coolman, I know whats crackin. I'm tired of girls always saying they want some action but then you get them in bed and all of the sudden the're like "NO NO NO". can you say bLUE BALLS?
I’m like, a friendly guy. I think that not enough people make an effort to be friendly, that’s why I make an EXtra effort.
I like music that can be put on after a hard day of work. To help me relax and clear my head. And get all the cobwebs out of my mind. ANything that makes me want to dance and be silly and just shake my lil booty. Anything that is made with REAL EMOTION. I love passionate people and I think music is the language of soul. Yeah, you could say I’m “into music”.

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?

because im cool

- What are your expectations from our guild?

that you all dont suck

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?

hell yeah nigga

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?

fuck yeah nigga

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
:

me nigga

- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)

none because im not a scrub

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?

hell yeah nigga

- Anything else you would like to add/share?

who the fuck shares

accepted Do The application


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Cable wrote:

Real Name: 约旦宰赫内维尔
- Country: United States of the People's Republic of Russka
- Age: 8
- Gender: genderqueer
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: It can't be expressed
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): GMT+18
- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself. - i'm a girl gamer!!
- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans? - i assure you trust girl gamers like me

- What are your expectations from our guild? - this is a clan not a gild
- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that? - YEAH! do you think jsuit because i'm a feminist u think i ca't hold my weright? haHA

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan? - i don't have irl friends or family

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
: me
- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk) i am

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week? = nmo but i  do have a tumblr

- Anything else you would like to add/share? *holds up spork*

dacenied Do The application


Edited Wed, 09 Apr 2014 02:07:32:

Honey Suckling Insect wrote:

daily reminder that i am supreme glorious leader of Smegmatic™ Clan all glory unto me dukedog

go fuck yourselfDo The application


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tekwerk wrote:
Phoenixflame wrote:

We only accept Spanish Mexicans from Spain

It's because I no have good microphone, isn't it senor?

negado hacer la solicitud

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

i fucking run this chlorofluorocarbonic cunt crust so step off what you can't slept off phoenix oCCMY


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#20 04-09-2014 04:50:49

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Reported, you can't talk to the guild master like that without showing you have the awp dps to back that up


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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

Real Name: Habebe Habab
- Country: Saudi Arabia
- Age: 21
- Gender: F
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: 6.5 :^)
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): GMT+35

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.
I'm a mysterious person ;O. U don't no anything about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?
I spend at least 25 hours a day on CSS and have never really done anything competitive. I hope that this can improve my skill and take me all the way to dreamhack.

- What are your expectations from our guild?
Be cool.

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?
Ya.

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?
No.

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
Prince Migadode


- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)
I was in the RHQ clan and they suck.

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?
Ya.

- Anything else you would like to add/share?
Which fucking WoW guild site did you copy this thing off of holy shit lol.

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✷Character Information:

- Class: Black Nigerian
- Race: Black Nigerian
- Character's name: Black Nigerian
- Character's level: 80
- Talent build/s: Nigracore
-Favorite terrorist - Osama Hussein
-Favorite Counter terrorist - Barrack Obama
- Why did you choose this build/s?: They fit my character
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?) - Quality Posting!!! : Level 80

- Please show us your Talents
I made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM

- What is your frequent gun rotation?
AWP, AWP, AWP, AWP, Repeat

- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
Of course.

- What is your raiding experience ?
Quality Posting!!!

- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
Over 20 years.

- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
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#22 04-10-2014 23:53:42

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

mariodude wrote:

Real Name: Habebe Habab
- Country: Saudi Arabia
- Age: 21
- Gender: F
- Proficiency of English on scale 1-10: 6.5 :^)
- Time zone (GMT+/-?): GMT+35

- We'd like to get to know our new members, so feel free to pass some information about yourself.
I'm a mysterious person ;O. U don't no anything about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

- Why do you want to join Smegmatic™ instead of other clans?
I spend at least 25 hours a day on CSS and have never really done anything competitive. I hope that this can improve my skill and take me all the way to dreamhack.

- What are your expectations from our guild?
Be cool.

- You should know that Smegmatic™ is more of a hardcore clan and NOT a social clan so expect raids every day so are you okay with that?
Ya.

- Do you have real life friends / family members in our clan?
No.

- Is there anyone else in the clan who can recommend you?
Prince Migadode


- What are your former clans & why aren't you in those at the moment? (btw, we like facts, no gossip nor trashtalk)
I was in the RHQ clan and they suck.

- Smegmatic™ uses a forum for daily communication regarding guild matters. Are you able to visit it at least twice a week?
Ya.

- Anything else you would like to add/share?
Which fucking WoW guild site did you copy this thing off of holy shit lol.

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

✷Character Information:

- Class: Black Nigerian
- Race: Black Nigerian
- Character's name: Black Nigerian
- Character's level: 80
- Talent build/s: Nigracore
-Favorite terrorist - Osama Hussein
-Favorite Counter terrorist - Barrack Obama
- Why did you choose this build/s?: They fit my character
- Professions & lvl: (what profession do you have and at what skill is it?) - Quality Posting!!! : Level 80

- Please show us your Talents
I made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM

- What is your frequent gun rotation?
AWP, AWP, AWP, AWP, Repeat

- We currently use the DKP loot distribution system for 10 and 25 man content. Are you familiar with this system?
Of course.

- What is your raiding experience ?
Quality Posting!!!

- What is your CSS Junkie experience:
Over 20 years.

- Do you have any other characters above lvl 80? ( if so write the names please [if the application get accepted you will need to bring all of them to our guild] )
Meatwadsprite
Pewdiepie
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DENIED because i literally created Smegmatic™ Clan i literally run this shit i fucking own you based based based based based based

also denied darkz because i literally fucking can x2


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#23 04-10-2014 23:55:07

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

LOL FUCK OFF DUDE YOU'RE NOT EVEN PHOENIX HAHAA ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler


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#24 04-10-2014 23:56:48

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

mariodude wrote:

LOL FUCK OFF DUDE YOU'RE NOT EVEN PHOENIX HAHAA ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler ctfhitler

You Are Permanently Banned From All Smegmatic™ Clan Activities, Fairs, Funraisers, Raids, Scrims, Tournies, Roguelikes, MMOs, and Smokeouts For That Post. HaHa Upset???

also i banned shizeni because i can


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#25 04-11-2014 00:27:44

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Re: Smegmatic™ Clan Recruit

fuck off moja Do The application


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