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#1 08-12-2014 04:44:18

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CYOA - An adventure

You are a knight.

You are currently walking down a path which was told to lead to two separate locations - a wild jungle, and a large plain.

Your inventory is currently: One steel longsword, a set of steel platemail, an envelope that is still sealed, and a red ribbon.

You finally come across the fork in the road, the path leading to the jungle is unpaved.

What do you do?

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1. No repeat actions (unless it makes sense in the situation)

2. First poster always wins

3. Be clear with orders

4. Go nuts

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#2 08-12-2014 05:16:40

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

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#3 08-13-2014 00:23:26

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

teh rei wrote:

open envelope

You reach into your bag and open the envelope, breaking the seal to reveal a letter on the inside.


"Dear Hero! We have heard of your tales across the land and officially request for you to engage on a quest for us, a certain monster has been terrorizing nearby farmers in the plains, and we ask of you to try your best to slay it. Your reward will be considered after you bring the monster's head back."

You vaguely recall conferring with a semi-attractive queen the previous night after a long session at the bar, where you told many tales to impress the wenches.

You grumble to yourself, still somewhat suffering from a hangover, and look back at the path before you.

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#4 08-13-2014 00:24:33

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#5 08-13-2014 00:29:08

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burm wrote:

walk on path

(assumed jungle path because its the last thing i specified for path)

You shrug to yourself, and throw the letter away, walking into the dark jungle.

After some few hours of walking, the air around you becomes a light fog, and a terrible stench rises in the air.

Your vision becomes slightly blurry as well, but nothing you can't handle.

As you travel more along the path, you notice that the dirt road had ended some time ago, and you merely walked straight forward subconsciously.

You notice a sound, and stop to focus on your surroundings.

You notice a large erratic movement in the bushes to your right.

What do you do?

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#6 08-13-2014 00:38:39

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip your pants


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#7 08-13-2014 00:51:36

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You stare furiously unto the bush creating the noises, and immediately come up with the perfect plan.

You rush to your knightly-trousers and drop them, exposing your bare genitals (as knights don't wear underwear).

The noise caused by your trousers dropping and metal clanking appears to have alarmed whatever was in the bush (whether it did not notice beforehand is still unknown), and from the bushes leaps a strange beast.

It appears to be a half-humanoid, half-serpent with scale-like wings. It's mouth is wide open as it flies against you, fangs already leaking venom.

How do you respond?


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#8 08-13-2014 01:08:36

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

put your genitalia

in its mouth


i am only 7 i just found a snail how cool is that????? most of my classmates only find like ants and beatles and stuff but i just find snails

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#9 08-13-2014 02:08:07

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Your quick reflexes and freedom of movement (at least so forth to your lower half of your body) allow you to respond with incredible speed.

You thrust your spear towards the flying snake-thing, aiming it at wherever it would have normally bit you, and completely fill it's throat with your manhood.

As soon as it enters, it bites down upon your weapon, speedily injecting fluids into your manhood.

You thrust forward, penetrating the back side of it's scaly throat and rip a clean hole through it's small head, killing it nearly instantaneously.

You stand firm, still feeling pain from the bite wound, however after extracting your otherworldly weapon, you notice your erection is still firm.

Your dick feels incredibly painful and seems to be swollen.

There is a minor green fluid leaking out from it, and the dead snake-thing is on the ground, with a gaping wound on the back of it's head.

What do you do now?


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#10 08-13-2014 02:09:37

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

realize your pitiful existence and stop thinking for the rest of your life so that all future actions won't be processed by your brain and you will be a permanent vegetable.


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#11 08-13-2014 03:32:57

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

Cable wrote:

realize your pitiful existence and stop thinking for the rest of your life so that all future actions won't be processed by your brain and you will be a permanent vegetable.

The waves of depression strike you all at the same time.

You suddenly remember every single great "memory" you've ever had, hardly passing in the Knight's Academy, consistently getting rejected by princesses across the country for more "famous" heroes, your parents loving your smaller sibling because he wanted to settle down and continue the farm. Nobody has ever supported your ambitions, and that's why you've been caving in.

You can't even recall ever successfully completing any of your "quests", they were always done by some other mercenary who has been more competent than you in every way, you can hardly even fight beasts.

You think hard and long about anything you've ever done that could ever be conceived of as an accomplishment, but you only feel worse. The only things you've ever been capable of is getting drunk and killing mice for a living.

You stumble and fall, ignoring the venom coursing through your dick.

You don't even feel like crying anymore, for some strange reason you're not even sad.

You just don't care anymore, you don't want to move forward because you know anything you'll ever try will be a mistake. The stories you spun would have gotten you killed anyways, right?

You just fall face first to the ground, incapable of raising any willpower to move, to get yourself cured or to save your worthless life.

You eventually suffer an incredibly slow and painful death, from various animals poking and prodding at your skin until it began to decay, insects crawling inside of you as if you were nothing but a warm home.

Because thats the most you'll ever be able to do.

You died.

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You are a knight.

You are currently walking down a path which was told to lead to two separate locations - a wild jungle, and a large plain.

Your inventory is currently: One steel longsword, a set of steel platemail, an envelope that is still sealed, and a red ribbon.

You finally come across the fork in the road, the path leading to the jungle is unpaved.

What do you do?

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#12 08-13-2014 03:40:16

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gg, gj jinx!


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#13 08-13-2014 15:02:23

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Tie the red ribbon around your dick.


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#14 08-14-2014 00:04:24

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

You decide to take a break from your grueling adventures and take the ribbon out of your knapsack.

After some few creative moments, and checking for any nearby people who may know you, or live long enough to do so, you gleefully drop your trousers and tie the ribbon around your dick.

You seem to have accidentally tied it too tightly, and your penis begins to shift to an uncomfortable shade of red after some time.

You shrug, and pull your trousers back up, facing the split in the path again.

What do you do?


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#15 08-14-2014 00:49:35

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Realize you had the red ribbon in your previous incarnation and that doing something with it is pretty much useless. Therefore, you build a huge bonfire, smelt your armor down into an anvi, smelt your sword down into raw steel, and fashion it into an axehead. Afterwards, find a strong branch to make a haft, and use the newly fashioned axe to become a lumberjack and cut down trees, making yourself a log cabin. Then, proceed to live in this cabin in solitude, before the population of the neighboring duchy multiplies exponentially, forcing them to acquire new territory that intrudes on your hermit lifestyle. Then, mount a single man assault against the duchy, failing horribly and dying impaled on a guard's pike. Then, as you reincarnate again, proceed to read the letter and resist all urges to tie the red ribbon around your penis.


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#16 08-14-2014 01:44:10

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As you slowly begin to ponder of extra-existential things, your head begins to hurt a lot.

You stop thinking as you realize you're far too stupid to comprehend such advanced thoughts, and shake your head.

It appears you've been here for a few hours, actually, as the sky is dark and the moon is visible.

You notice your weapon is gone, and your knapsack completely open on your back. Were you robbed during your stupor?

What do you do?


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#17 08-14-2014 07:41:27

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kill yourself


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#18 08-14-2014 14:33:19

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

Cable wrote:

realize your pitiful existence and stop thinking for the rest of your life so that all future actions won't be processed by your brain and you will be a permanent vegetable.

Cable wrote:

kill yourself

lets not die every 3 seconds :^)

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Am I out of credits? Go to the car and scrounge up some change so we can reset again.


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Re: CYOA - An adventure

RainRain wrote:

As you slowly begin to ponder of extra-existential things, your head begins to hurt a lot.

You stop thinking as you realize you're far too stupid to comprehend such advanced thoughts, and shake your head.

It appears you've been here for a few hours, actually, as the sky is dark and the moon is visible.

You notice your weapon is gone, and your knapsack completely open on your back. Were you robbed during your stupor?

What do you do?

chant some magic shit and morph into king kong and find the fucker who stole your stuff!!


i am only 7 i just found a snail how cool is that????? most of my classmates only find like ants and beatles and stuff but i just find snails

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tekwerk wrote:

Am I out of credits? Go to the car and scrounge up some change so we can reset again.

You look around and think hard, suddenly realizing that you've been subconsciously ignoring a carriage behind you that you've been dragging along into the path.

After some searching and scavenging, you manage to find some loose change, 2 silver coins.

Adolf-kun wrote:

chant some magic shit and morph into king kong and find the fucker who stole your stuff!!

You tap into your deepest memory reserves of freshman year in the Knight's Academy, where you spontaneously decided to take the "Polymorphing for Retards 101" class.

You recall a spell used to gain the attributes of animals, and begin to chant...

"Tagolann nal sular korilath vimi!"

As you scream out the words, you feel your body stiffen and cold, before a painless burst of fur and hair emerges from your face. You can feel the bones and skin on your face rearrange.

Unfortunately, something appears to have gone wrong, as the spell abruptly ended as it reached your neck. You now have the face of a gorilla.

You take a deep sniff into the air, somehow capable of sensing much more strongly than before, and pick up a scent leading into the plains.

What do you do?

GAINED:

2 silver coins

1 Small old wooden carriage.

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shout out loud "gg, gj jinx!"


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#23 08-15-2014 00:04:25

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Cable wrote:

shout out loud "gg, gj jinx!"

As you attempt to scream out your legendary motto, your choke feels rough and hard, and you let out an abomination of a screech.

It appears you are incapable of human speech currently.

What do you do?


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think to myself;

"gg, gj jinx!"


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Patchy wrote:

think to myself;

"gg, gj jinx!"


You stop and look forward to the path, but soon block it out by memories of an amazing jinx playing well.

You remember her reacting perfectly to everything you do.

You think, "Damn, that was one fine jinx."

"Gg, gj, jinx!"


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