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#1 09-22-2014 00:33:51

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quotes thread

so phoenix and cable stop whining

5:17 PM - Aiygel: law
5:17 PM - Aiygel: im gonna curse you
5:17 PM - Aiygel: one day
5:17 PM - Aiygel: you're gonna meet the perfect irl waifu
5:17 PM - Aiygel: and she'll be interested in you too
5:17 PM - Aiygel: and play all the same games at you
5:17 PM - Aiygel: except she's going to be far better at them than you
5:18 PM - Lawton: as though i woudnt find that arousing
5:18 PM - Aiygel: LOL
5:18 PM - Lawton: you would amke an awful gypsy
5:18 PM - Lawton: learn to curse
5:19 PM - Aiygel: she's gonna be a d2 league player who had the chance to go pro but denied it, she's gonna be a guild owner with several massive plots of land and just enough cash to maintain the exponentially rising taxes, she's going to be into loli's and likes to play dnd except she actually knows how to rp and minmax better than you
5:19 PM - Aiygel: she's gonna #rek you in any game of civ you ever play with her
5:19 PM - Aiygel: and then she's gonna reject you because you suck at vidya games
5:20 PM - Aiygel: or worse
5:20 PM - Aiygel: she'll date you for a bit and then you'll turn into a cuck as she fucks some mlg pro player
5:20 PM - Lawton: lol had the chance to by on siren maybe
5:20 PM - Aiygel: LOL
5:20 PM - Aiygel: and she'll also make more money than you
5:21 PM - Lawton: uh
5:21 PM - Lawton: thats even more arousing
5:21 PM - Lawton: i dunno what it is
5:21 PM - Lawton: but
5:22 PM - Aiygel: infact she owns a business
5:22 PM - Aiygel: and it's going to buy out yours
5:22 PM - Aiygel: and she'll fire you and be all like "its ok you dont need to work"
5:22 PM - Lawton: and she will demand my body as part of the take over agreement
5:22 PM - Aiygel: loool
5:22 PM - Lawton: and ill be left a trophy husband
5:22 PM - Lawton: wow this is a great curse
5:22 PM - Aiygel: LOL
5:22 PM - Lawton: rain in charge of cursing


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#2 09-22-2014 01:25:20

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Re: quotes thread

too bad none of your quotes have ever been funny


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#3 09-22-2014 01:47:23

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Re: quotes thread

"too bad none of your quotes have ever been funny"


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Re: quotes thread

GreyUltimatum wrote:

too bad none of your quotes have ever been funny

oh holy shit fucking burned oh my god rekt shots fired owned nice burn


[h1]if the thunder dont getcha then the lightning will[/h1]

muh shrekels: wtf bananans are $44.99

PM 11:55 - Coupneyo: goodnight mate, it's midnight in canadaland
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: here too
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: like
PM 11:55 - Coupneyo: well, your call, your elf
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: we have the same timezones
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: holy shit
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: how stupid are you
PM 11:55 - hunter s topsoil: jesus

muh shrekels: GOD DAMN IT THE CONGA LINE CRASHED MY GAME

Bu?rm: well klinah
Bu?rm: another school students
Bu?rm: *shooting
Bu?rm: fuck

tupac serbia: god damn it google i don't give a shit about this bitch's lukhemia


shotgun ed: i'm trying to make an a1 stock for my m14
shotgun ed: and it looks like shit
shotgun ed: http://barkriverknives.com/albums/GFMods/M14A1.jpg
tupac serbia: why are you using steak sauce for the bottle
tupac serbia: i mean stock
tupac serbia: fucking ruined it
shotgun ed: quoting

shotgun ed: this scene
shotgun ed: holy shit
burm: right
burm: this is from full metal alchemist right
burm: fuck
burm: FUCK
burm: FULL METAL PANIC
burm: FUCK
burm: FULL METAL JACKET?????
burm: IS THAT IT??????????
shotgun ed: i am
shotgun ed: so
shotgun ed: fuckikng
shotgun ed: dead
shotgun ed: im tearing up
shotgun ed: yes colton, it is full metal jacket
burm: good

HOLY SHIT A ZOMBIE POPPED OUT OF MY ASS-$400 Leather Sofa

Firefly: I keep telling the cat to wear pants and she doesn't! She'll never be able to win the Best Cat Pants contest of 2012!

barium: "what does a car do"
barium: "ROW"
barium: "YOU ACKS ME WHAT A CAR DO, I SAY DAT IT ROW, WHAT'S WRONG WID DAT?"
barium: stupid africans

Marf: i gave birth
Marf: im now a milf loli

☢Firefly: I would bang the one who's on the upper center of the image who looks like she's going to take a leak/dump

☢Firefly: Then I want to keep my virginity until my grave!
☢Firefly: Dammit!

CoupNeyo: YOU FRUSTRATE ME SO MUCH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MASTURBATE ANYMORE.

[8/11 17:32 UTC] <miumiup> Japanese porn stars are so skillful that they can fuck in water. They are really professional.

☢Firefly: I need an anime where female masturbation is common

CoupNeyo:my penis
CoupNeyo:enjoys women.

☢Firefly: Females moaning cat noises when making out with them is adorable

Dr. Diabolical: it's 3 AM and I'm looking at wikipedia articles of weird shit

Mono: DON'T YOU FUCKING LEL AT ME THIS THING HAS BEEN A PAIN IN MY ASS FOR SEVERAL DAYS

HyozanRegis: He'd probably forced to jack off and animal farm

barium:i love how dumb the motorcycle helmet looks on a black guy in this game
barium:that and when they wear the powder ganger soldier armor they look like fucking chocolate jeff foxworthy
barium:or a guy in a psa about safe sex
klinah: i cant breath

☢Firefly: Snuggling best form of physical heterosexual communication.

Barium: i'm writing a fanfic where johnny gat fucks dolphins

Gareth Gobulcoque: OW FUCK MY CAT JUST JUMPED ON MY BACK
Gareth Gobulcoque: and now i'm wearing him as a scarf

Hit-em-Heinrich: 2oule 6o7
Hit-em-Heinrich: WHAT
Hit-em-Heinrich: THE FUCK
Hit-em-Heinrich: I TRIED TO TYPE WOULD YOU
broken-it burm: what the fuck.
Hit-em-Heinrich: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET
Hit-em-Heinrich: OH GOD I SWALLOWD THE PLACTIS I WAS CHEWING ON
Hit-em-Heinrich: FUCK
broken-it burm: klinah call nine eleven
broken-it burm: are you choking
Hit-em-Heinrich: not anymore
Hit-em-Heinrich: its in my stomach

CoupNeyo: I don't want to roleplay with you about your russian german ww2 POW bondage fetishes.

klinsaka: fucking
klinsaka: KILL YOURSELF
Burm: same thing duck you
Burm: FUCK
klinsaka: ahahahhaHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA
Burm: IM CRYING


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#5 09-22-2014 02:28:32

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Re: quotes thread

don't put firefly quotes here they're easy pickings


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#6 09-22-2014 03:17:04

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Re: quotes thread

i just copy pasted my steam profile, but he does say the funniest shit. poor guy


Edited Mon, 22 Sep 2014 02:17:47:

on a related note coupneyo has the most hilarious mental gymnastics to make liking traps not Victoria's Secret Commercial

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#7 10-01-2014 23:37:38

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#8 10-17-2014 02:28:48

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Re: quotes thread

6:16 PM - Archiplex: remember asian grille
6:16 PM - Archiplex: so she gave me her phone case which is tan and says "love" on the back
6:16 PM - Archiplex: and then during psychology, she was bragging to me jokingly that she did her work and started talking about the vocab, trying to quiz me since i didnt read it at all but knew all the words
6:17 PM - Archiplex: "the one i really liked is attraction~"
6:51 PM - Lawton is now Online.
6:52 PM - Lawton: see this started out interesting
6:52 PM - Lawton: but now its just episodes of "My beta male life"
6:52 PM - Lawton: by archi
7:10 PM - Lawton: oh man i missed a golden opportunity
7:10 PM - Lawton: when you wanted to play dnd instead of go to prob
7:10 PM - Lawton: you put liches before bitches
7:11 PM - Lawton: like bros before hoes
7:16 PM - Lawton is now Away.
7:27 PM - Archiplex: hi
7:28 PM - Archiplex: LOL
7:28 PM - Archiplex: liches before bitches
7:28 PM - Archiplex: thats fucking incredible


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#9 10-17-2014 03:03:03

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Re: quotes thread

starbladek: a good half of my leg came into contact with grass so i guess i'm just destined to have a terrible day now


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#10 10-17-2014 15:55:09

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#11 11-01-2014 02:44:05

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i swear to god


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i would really like to know how he's working his traps by squatting


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#13 11-11-2014 02:56:21

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Re: quotes thread

8:52 PM - burm: wow
8:52 PM - burm: i learned how to make vaporwave
8:52 PM - miga: that is the coolest thing i have ever heard you say


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#14 11-19-2014 07:18:30

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Re: quotes thread

Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): so i was lurking champion concepts
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): and so
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): one was so incredibly stupid
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): i bombed him and every single suggestion he had
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/sho … ?t=2957006
saint peter: not as bad as this
saint peter: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/sho … p?t=549871
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): level 16
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): should i even bother
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): WAIT
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): A MINUTE
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): FUCK
saint peter: LOL
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): OH GOD
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): LOL
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): I LOOKED AT THIS
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): IM LIKE
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): WOT
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): then i read the person
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): "OH WAIT A SHIT"


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Re: quotes thread

darkz wrote:

Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): so i was lurking champion concepts
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): and so
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): one was so incredibly stupid
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): i bombed him and every single suggestion he had
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/sho … ?t=2957006
saint peter: not as bad as this
saint peter: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/sho … p?t=549871
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): level 16
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): should i even bother
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): WAIT
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): A MINUTE
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): FUCK
saint peter: LOL
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): OH GOD
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): LOL
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): I LOOKED AT THIS
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): IM LIKE
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): WOT
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): then i read the person
Archiplex (not a girl btw!!): "OH WAIT A SHIT"

those were the GOLDEN DAYS


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6:59 PM - burm: childish gambino is literally a cartoon character
6:59 PM - burm: childish gambino is johnny test

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7:15 PM - Tim Crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX1a3JngmpI
7:15 PM - Tim Crap: isn't this supposed to be this albums saving grace
7:15 PM - burm: yeah
7:15 PM - Tim Crap: (with dirt on face)
7:15 PM - burm: yung lean is in a cave like the neanderthal he is


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12:13 AM - burm: donald glover actually looks like a ninja turtle


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6:51 PM - Billumanti: this Sunday was one of the worst in awhile
6:52 PM - totino the pizza boy: how so
6:52 PM - Billumanti: just
6:52 PM - Billumanti: awoke up
6:52 PM - Billumanti: jacked off twice
6:52 PM - totino the pizza boy: it'll be nothing compared to this tuesday you fucking baby considering i'm getting surgery
6:52 PM - Billumanti: dicked around and did laundry and stuff


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Billumanti: stop playing roblox at five am
CubeJackal: fuck off


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9:54 PM - Grey: so i've been commando for 5 weeks and i just put on my pajamas and realized they had a hole in them
9:54 PM - Grey: i've been walking around with my dick in the open for a while now


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#22 12-08-2014 00:56:09

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6:54 PM - darkz is now Online.
6:54 PM - darkz: gi
6:54 PM - darkz: i rook  Np
6:54 PM - miga: cool
6:54 PM - darkz: nap
6:55 PM - miga: great sentence
6:55 PM - miga: amazing sentence


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#23 12-15-2014 00:25:00

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roman:FUCK I TRIED TO BITE MY PIZZA AND IT MISSED AND HIT MY CHIN NOW ITS COVERED IN SAUCE


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3:47 AM - burm: i kind of want to befriend a juggalo


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miga: lemme we see


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