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#1 11-06-2014 04:40:48

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Rant Thread

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Kevin said "the spicier tomatillos are red" and I can't get over how stupid this statement is.

First off he was assuming that tomatillos are spicy - which they are definitely fucking not. And second he's assuming that the "restaurant" (Chipotle)  would go out of their way to buy red tomatillos instead of standard green tomatillos. You don't see red tomatillos around because they're essentially halfway through the evolutionary process to a tomato and they have a vastly different taste than regular tomatillos. Second off, they're hard as fuck to find outside of rural south american communities, and they're hard as fuck to mass produce because, while they are domesticated, they are not nearly as efficient at production as green tomatillos. This statement also vastly flies over the fact that the tomatillo salsa has GREEN CHUNKS OF TOMATILLO IN IT. I don't mean to sound pissy but fuck this is the most retarded thing I have literally heard this entire year.

YOUR RESTAURANT PROBABLY USES GREEN TOMATILLOS, SUCK IT UP


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Also who the fuck doesn't realise what color the tomatillos are in their fucking mild salsa? Like are you retarded or something? It doesn't even look red?!?

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#2 11-06-2014 04:59:18

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damn i saw this bitch today and she had a unibrow


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#3 11-06-2014 05:09:15

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this is some goddamn bullshit. this guy's name is kitty but he has an image of a fucking dog as his avatar. who the fuck does this shit.


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#4 11-06-2014 05:21:00

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it's the fucking meme dog too that's even worse


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#5 11-06-2014 17:56:39

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i honestly don't understand how people people put 100000 million hours into binding of isaac when the game when the game doesn't even become difficult in the slightest when you get a few items. after watching autists like asmodeus and co and streamers, as soon as they stack up a few linkin hearts and some Victoria's Secret Commercial items it's literally hold the fire button and destroy everything. Yet people fuck like fetuses over this jenyus game for such innovative mechanics that existed in the 1980's. i'm not usually one to be autistic over someone else enjoying something i don't but seriously i don't get blinding of my eyesacks for seeing when a game is really trash but i pretend its good just so i can justify my 2.50$ purchase
i'll give that some of the bosses can be hard when the game puts twenty of them in one room

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#6 11-06-2014 19:40:54

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i honestly don't understand how people people put 100000 million hours into binding of isaac when the game when the game doesn't even become difficult in the slightest when you get a few items. after watching autists like asmodeus and co and streamers, as soon as they stack up a few linkin hearts and some Victoria's Secret Commercial items it's literally hold the fire button and destroy everything. Yet people fuck like fetuses over this jenyus game for such innovative mechanics that existed in the 1980's. i'm not usually one to be autistic over someone else enjoying something i don't but seriously i don't get blinding of my eyesacks for seeing when a game is really trash but i pretend its good just so i can justify my 2.50$ purchase
i'll give that some of the bosses can be hard when the game puts twenty of them in one room

I agree with you. Crypt of the NecroDancer is much better.

So I was at work and this guy had come in needing a tablet fixed. Since he lacked the basic googling skills to figure out how to get into the bootloader to do a reset. So of course he has about twenty niggling fucking problems that anyone with a brain could figure out. Now this normally wouldn't be so bad, because I understand that a lot of older people don't understand technology on a conceptual level. This coupled with the fact that tech can be intimidating and people fearmonger about haxxors and shit so much that it's hard for people who've seen the advent of Radio and Television to get a grasp on interactivity right away.

But the thing is, this guy was probably only 35. And when I tried to help him he got really fucking pissy with me. You know it's not my fault you're a braindead yuppie fuck that can't figure out how to push some fucking buttons. I seriously wanted to crack him in the jaw, he fucking deserved it.

I've got to get better at dealing with these people.

"uh did i stutter?" no but you fucking mumble like a pussy beta bitch. Learn to project your voice. Maybe less people will stick their dicks down your asmodeus throat if you do.

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#7 11-06-2014 20:22:18

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binding of isaac is a bad game


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#8 11-06-2014 20:43:47

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i don't get where people got the idea that "metroidvania" is a genre i mean seriously do they not know the term was coined for symphony of the night and other castlevania games that play like metroid in contrast to the traditional sidescrolling classic action castlevania games don't try and bullshit me and say that it's "any game that involves combat exploration puzzles and item collecting" because there's already a genre for that and it's called ACTION-ADVENTURE it REALLY gets me anally addled when retards try to push the idea that something like dark souls is a metroidvania i mean can you not see the bullshit just coming out of your head god fucking cunt shit bitch ugh


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#9 11-06-2014 22:30:59

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the people who say dark souls is a metroidvania don't even know what the fucking term means and are retards anyways.


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#10 11-06-2014 23:05:22

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binding of isaac is so fucking boring


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#11 11-06-2014 23:08:26

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how the fuck does gandy get the same grade as me on a test? what?


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#12 11-06-2014 23:10:53

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same


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#13 11-07-2014 00:54:22

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mariodude isn't on steam


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#14 11-07-2014 01:20:13

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why am i so tired i'm literally always tired. im never not tired. it would be cool if i wasnt tired for once maybe then i could get shit done


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#15 11-07-2014 01:23:21

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do things anyway


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#16 11-07-2014 04:24:48

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Keeping up with memes nowadays is some hard work, can't we go back to good old memes like le mon key face?


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#17 11-07-2014 04:25:57

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the music I torrented on my iPod is fucking broken and I can't torrent it again because for some reason every torrent disappeared. got rid of BitTorrent on top of that because i got a virus warning from avast because of it

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#18 11-07-2014 17:32:17

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#19 11-07-2014 22:07:17

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klinah wrote:

BitTorrent

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#20 11-07-2014 22:21:15

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how the fuck does gandy get the same grade as me on a test? what?


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#21 11-07-2014 22:22:26

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how the fuck does gandy get the same grade as me on a test? what?


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#22 11-09-2014 03:48:32

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"who is kaceytron" - nick

who the fuck doesn't know who kaceytron is? she's seriously the best fucking girl gamer out here and he doesn't know who she is? what?


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#23 11-13-2014 02:38:57

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my school has ~13k students and one squat rack
we also don't have enough barbells for the benches/military press because people keep taking them off to do freeweight exercises with
we actually got a bunch of new barbells! but then the school got rid of the old ones too so we still don't fucking have enough
we don't have enough benchs or bench presses either. the padding on the bench presses wobbles side to side severely so its hard to keep good form
to top it all off the other day someone covered up all the mirrors with a sign saying something like ~focus on your inner beauty today. like what the fuck i don't look at the mirror to check myself out i look at the mirror to make sure i have good form


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#24 11-13-2014 03:04:50

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13k students? jesus fucking christ. mine has like 450 students


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im in college, are you in high school


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