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#1 08-18-2015 09:56:58

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Texas grime thread

Harrison assaulted his father and got kicked out and is now squatting mojas apartment

Kevins dad did illegal business to rack up his fortune before the stock market crashed; he is now in Mexico

Mojas dad sells organs on the black market and he injects
Botox into dead bodies to "inflate" the prices

Moja and Pablo went to a French restaurant in upstate Dallas
and spent upwards of $2,000

Harrison vaped into a waitresses face and made a 9/11 joke while drinking red hot barbecue sauce

Mariodude puts ketchup on his pizza (he doesn't even like pizza Btw)

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#2 08-18-2015 11:20:39

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Re: Texas grime thread

yo you didnt hear this stuff from me


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#3 08-20-2015 05:14:03

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Re: Texas grime thread

moja has a scat fetish


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#4 08-20-2015 18:55:15

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Re: Texas grime thread

sean's sister attacked her own dog and killed it and now chico has ptsd


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Sauce.........................................................$36.00
Figs..................................................................................$44.00
Vinaigrette..................................................................$24.00
Spinach .............................. $14.00

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#5 08-20-2015 19:28:34

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Re: Texas grime thread

Mission figs


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#6 08-21-2015 03:20:44

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Re: Texas grime thread

Legolas Lexicon Laxatives wrote:

Mariodude puts ketchup on his pizza (he doesn't even like pizza Btw)

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#7 08-29-2015 08:36:30

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Re: Texas grime thread

MOJA SPENT $100 ON A DIMEBAG LOOOOOOOL


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#8 08-29-2015 08:37:05

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Re: Texas grime thread

My sister once dropped an mashed potatoes and broke moja's wii u


Edited Sat, 29 Aug 2015 07:44:54:

After smoking weed laced with ten different brands of mosquito poison, kevin decided he was going to be a celibate

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#9 09-02-2015 07:42:50

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Re: Texas grime thread

After Pablo saw his dad's chili mayonaisse get stolen by an illegal mexican chihuahua he immediately voted for trump


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#10 09-02-2015 21:29:59

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Re: Texas grime thread

mariodude wrote:
Legolas Lexicon Laxatives wrote:

Mariodude puts ketchup on his pizza (he doesn't even like pizza Btw)

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#11 09-02-2015 22:45:01

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Re: Texas grime thread

Patchy wrote:

MOJA SPENT $100 ON A DIMEBAG LOOOOOOOL

this one isn't even a fucking joke


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#12 09-02-2015 23:25:15

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Re: Texas grime thread

cable's dad smokes crack with moja on a weekend by weekend basis


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#13 09-03-2015 01:51:11

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Re: Texas grime thread

watchmojo hates chicago style D E E P D I S H pizza


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#14 09-03-2015 01:52:19

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Re: Texas grime thread

Patchy wrote:

watchmojo hates chicago style D E E P D I S H pizza


quoting for solidarity


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#15 09-03-2015 01:53:13

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Re: Texas grime thread

Pheonixflame wrote:
Patchy wrote:

watchmojo hates chicago style D E E P D I S H pizza


quoting for solidarity

same


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Re: Texas grime thread

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Edited Thu, 03 Sep 2015 01:29:57:

moja ordered 5 pizzas of pineapple jalapeno pizzas and he was the only one that ate it


Edited Thu, 03 Sep 2015 01:51:16:

Big Boy Banana Butter Baby: I fucking hate Chicago style (deep dish) pizza, New York style pizza is superior in everyway.

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#17 09-04-2015 07:38:53

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Re: Texas grime thread

Kevin's sister got the smonk and since then tarkis and harrison's dad have been missing. You are urged to call the Gaylord Texan if you have any information on their whereabouts.


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#18 09-07-2015 04:00:05

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Re: Texas grime thread

moja paid $5,000 for driving lessons and still drives on the wrong side of the road (he doesn't see a problem with it)


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#19 09-07-2015 04:27:12

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Pablo's parents got so angry about the fact that pablo crashed his car into a ditch that they took away all his money and now he has to buy food using food stamps at walmart.


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#20 09-11-2015 21:14:37

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Harrison's mom tripped on a potato that he dropped and she made him throw away his computer.


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#21 09-12-2015 01:30:16

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Re: Texas grime thread

[vine]https://vine.co/v/et2jzYiPigh[/vine]


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#22 09-14-2015 09:09:37

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#23 09-15-2015 01:38:17

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Re: Texas grime thread

kevin paid 17 dollars to lick a drop of ice cream off a spoon


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#24 09-17-2015 03:09:50

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Re: Texas grime thread

texas is a dirty state


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#25 09-22-2015 00:18:51

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Re: Texas grime thread

kevin walked into petsmart on his first day on the job and vaped into the general manager's face

he was fired on the spot


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