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#1 02-16-2014 03:38:40

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Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

hello! Welcome To Roleplay Thread


In this thread you roleplay.











The roleplay is based in the world of Runeterra. Runeterra is big world full of magics. The magics are evil and good.
Story: Some ten years ago, Judaism was born. Jews were sent by a magical sky fairy to spread their beliefs to others. Most jews were simply normal humans converted to Judaism. However, there were a selected breed of super Jews who were also part of a different race: Reptilians. Using their powers of wealth and fortune they controlled the magic world of Runeterra through the ancient art of Shekelshmel. With the Jews newfound magics they started the first series of Gaza wars against the human race. Lead by the legendary Ol' Goym Goldenstein the Jews began their long and costly war.
For years the wars raged on with stalemates on both sides. The humans were subjected to all kinds of torture from the Jewish shapeshifting reptilians. The humans needed a hero. Then arose the mighty warrior Mai Khoont. The mighty Mai Khoont used his Tyrant Altair Boots +6 with 12 enchantments to topple the Jewish forces. Within a month the humans had gained the upperhand in the war. However Ol' Goym Goldenstein wasn't ready to back down.

During the Battle of Goymstein, Goldenstein unveiled his latest weapon. The Media. With The Media the Jews shapeshifted into reptilians and quickly defeated the humans. Within a month the war reverted back to small skirmishes and stalemates. This is where you come in: With the help of other free thinkers you must overcome Goym Goldenstein and his reptilians.





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#2 02-16-2014 03:40:55

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

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Favorite Civilization:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
Favorite Videogame soundtrack:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
Favorite Album:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
Favorite Website:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
Fetish:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
Favorite Anime:polovtsian dances no 8 and 17
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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

Race: Asian
Sex: yes please
Religion: Pagan
Gender: (Be correct with your pronouns :)) Gundam
Hair: Blue
Eye Color: Red
Blood type: for(int i = 0; i > 5; i++)
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Preffered food: bulgogi
Favorite food: bulgogi
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: sometimes
Favorite drink: aryan
Favorite Pokemon: gorz
Favorite Videogame: gundam battle assault ii
Favorite DOTA 2 Hero: shyvana
Favorite League Hero: dragon knight
Favorite Civilization: 5
Favorite Videogame soundtrack: perfect cherry night
Favorite Album: birthday by claris
Favorite Website: http://bigdickbitch.com
Fetish: women
Favorite Anime: ntr
NTR?: ntr
Favorite Web Browser: lynx
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial? sometimes
Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card: blastoise
Favorite Pokemon Card: blastoise
Favorite Magic the Gathering Card: blastoise
Favorite Cardfight Vanguard Card: blastoise
Favorite Bakugan Card: blastoise
Favorite Duel Masters Card:blastoise
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Favorite Favorite:blastoise
Favorite Favorite Favorite:blastoise
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?:someitmes
Favorite Windows OS: ost
Favorite Mumble User: criss990
Favorite Youtube Poop: yes
Favorite Youtube Video: lord of the rings
Favorite Music: j pop
Favorite TV Show: j pop
Favorite Code Gayass: lancelot
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: yes
Favorite NBA Player: lebron paul cp3
Favorite NBA Team: clippers
Favorite NFL Player: clippers
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Favorite /SP/ Meme:blastosie
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Favorite Wikipedia Article: philosoposhy
Favorite Frog: gulp frog
Favorite League of Legends Rule 34: goomba's
Favorite Anime Movie: the retardation of haruhi suzumiya
Favorite Movie: holes
Favorite Favorite List: blastoise
Favorite Rap: tec9
Favorite Criminal: yutaka takenouchi
Favorite President: clinton hte first black president
Favorite World Leader: nelmon mansela
Favorite Word: netorare
Favorite Color: yes
Favorite Wind: kaze
Favorite Kojima: joakim
Etirovaf: ye
Favorite ADC: weaver
Favorite Youtuber: pewdopie
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#4 02-16-2014 03:52:10

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

accepted :^)


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#5 02-16-2014 04:48:18

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my name is quattro vajeena

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#6 02-16-2014 04:50:22

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

Race: cool
Sex: dude
Religion: cool
Gender: cool
Hair: sexy black
Eye Color: normal black
Blood type: A+
Preffered food: food
Favorite food: food
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: no
Favorite drink: cariboon
Favorite Pokemon: the snorlax named yo momma
Favorite Videogame: not dota 2
Favorite DOTA 2 Hero: none
Favorite League Hero: me
Favorite Civilization: celts
Favorite Videogame soundtrack: mario 16
Favorite Album: none
Favorite Website: none
Fetish: none
Favorite Anime: none
NTR?: yes
Favorite Web Browser: netscape
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial? none
Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card: yugioh is Victoria's Secret Commercial
Favorite Pokemon Card: tcgs are Victoria's Secret Commercial
Favorite Magic the Gathering Card: fuck you
Favorite Cardfight Vanguard Card: fuck tcgs
Favorite Bakugan Card: they're terrible
Favorite Duel Masters Card: only gays play them
Favorite: none
Favorite Favorite: none
Favorite Favorite Favorite: none
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: no
Favorite Windows OS: windows 3.1
Favorite Mumble User: not moja
Favorite Youtube Poop: none
Favorite Youtube Video: none
Favorite Music: none
Favorite TV Show: none
Favorite Code Gayass: no
Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: no
Favorite NBA Player: no
Favorite NBA Team: no
Favorite NFL Player: no
Favorite NFL Team: no
Favorite /SP/ Meme: no
Favorite RHQ Meme: no
Favorite Meme: no
Favorite 4chan Board: no
Favorite 4chan Meme: no
Favorite Post: no
Favorite Are You Victoria's Secret Commercial?: no
Favorite Wikipedia Article: no
Favorite Frog: no
Favorite League of Legends Rule 34: no
Favorite Anime Movie: summer wars
Favorite Movie: no
Favorite Favorite List: no
Favorite Rap: no
Favorite Criminal: no
Favorite President: no
Favorite World Leader: no
Favorite Word: no
Favorite Color: no
Favorite Wind: no
Favorite Kojima: joakim
Etirovaf: no
Favorite ADC: quinn
Favorite Youtuber: me
Favorite Baseball Team: no
Favorite Baseball Card: no


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#7 02-16-2014 04:54:02

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

accepted :^)


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#8 02-16-2014 05:40:05

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

Let's start off the story here.

It was just another regular day for polovtsian dances no 8 and 17. He had to go to the market to buy some crystal meths

"I told you i can't go below a dime per, six pence is what i sell them for" the merchant said.

Polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 however, knew the perfect response. "iXEBIAv.png" he replied stoutly, sure that he would seal the deal.

And the merchant caved in. The merchant sold him 200 crystal meths, enough to fill up two crystal meth pouches.

It wasn't easy being cheesy, polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 thought to himself.


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#9 02-16-2014 05:44:08

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Name: Garnett the Phoenix (real name: Garnett Mythos)

Age: 26

Species: Phoenix

Affiliations: Mythos family

Family:Hydra (father), Adalinda (mother), Azreal the Dragon (paternal uncle), Umber the Black Dog, Payne the Griffin, Sepia the Satyr, Ghost the Rainbow Serpent, Pine the Yeti (younger brother) Sapphire the Kelpie, Shamrock the Tree Nymph and Azure the Dragon (younger sisters)

Personality: Simply put, Garnett is a psychopath. He is a serious individual with a ruthless and cold personality, lacking any form of empathy or remorse for others. As head of his family, he rules over them with an iron fist and uses fear and threats to secure the loyalty and servitude of others. He is dedicated to fulfilling his destiny as well as the destiny of his siblings whether or not they are willingly going to particpate or not. He enjoys manipulating and blackmailing others and the pain and suffering of others brings a joyful grin to his face.

Abilities: As a phoenix, Garnett can fly and is invulnerable to fire. He likes to go to clubs and cry. Like his siblings, he has elemental powers. In Garnett's case, he is the embodiment of the element of fire. He can create and manipulate any form of flames and is slowly learning to control the evolved forms of his powers over lava and heat. In addition, when he is killed, he simply bursts into flames and is reborn instantly from the ashes, making him virtually immortal.

Background: Garnett is the eldest of the Mythos family and their head, taking over after the death of their father, the former head of the family. He ruthlessly seeks to fulfill the destiny of his family foretold by his ancestors in which he and his eight siblings will bring about the end of the world with their powers over the nine elements of darkness, earth, fire, lightning, wood, ice, water, wind and light.

After his youngest sister Azure runs away, Garnett is enraged at her and personally seeks to bring her back by any means necessary. He is also secretly jealous of her, due to the fact that her powers are far more developed than any of them and she is potentially more powerful that him. To ensure that none of his other siblings try to escape, he secures their loyalty through force, fear and threats. However, his sister Sapphire, also attempted to leave like Azure had, but in order to reinforce his authority, he set his other sister, Shamrock on fire. Though her regenerative abilities allowed her to recover, the resulting impact the immolation had a traumatic effect on Shamrock, leaving her emotionally distant and mentally unstable with a severe fear of fire. Although Garnett displayed his true lack of empathy or care for anyone but himself by setting his own sister on fire, his tactic was effective: Sapphire stayed out of fear and a desire to protect Shamrock and none of his other siblings dared to oppose him.

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

accepted ;)


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Hair: Long
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So this is how you're playing it, mariodude? You can't shit up rainrain's thread with your stupid fucking shitty posts, so you made your own shitty thread!

This is hilarious. I'd bang something out on my Smith Corona Super Coronet 12 Electric Semi-Portable typewriter and scan it to this thread, but that would take effort, which this thread doesn't deserve. Because its bad.

I'd like to make an allusion to the classic fable of The Fox and The Grapes. Its a story where a fox (you) gets butt hurt over not being able to get grapes (Rain-senpai's epic RP thread) so he calls them bad (this thread). I haven't actually read the story, I just saw an image macro on my weapons board, /k/, on 4chan.org.

You see, Mariodude, just because you can't have something doesn't mean it's bad.

PS: Decided to typewrite something for the thread.

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

denied :(
you can try resubmitting klinah if you want


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#13 02-16-2014 15:22:51

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

klinah wrote:

So this is how you're playing it, mariodude? You can't shit up rainrain's thread with your stupid fucking shitty posts, so you made your own shitty thread!

This is hilarious. I'd bang something out on my Smith Corona Super Coronet 12 Electric Semi-Portable typewriter and scan it to this thread, but that would take effort, which this thread doesn't deserve. Because its bad.

I'd like to make an allusion to the classic fable of The Fox and The Grapes. Its a story where a fox (you) gets butt hurt over not being able to get grapes (Rain-senpai's epic RP thread) so he calls them bad (this thread). I haven't actually read the story, I just saw an image macro on my weapons board, /k/, on 4chan.org.

You see, Mariodude, just because you can't have something doesn't mean it's bad.

PS: Decided to typewrite something for the thread.

http://i.imgur.com/wzf39QR.png

this implies that mario even wants to join that thread


Edited Sun, 16 Feb 2014 14:24:10:

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Let's start off the story here.

It was just another regular day for polovtsian dances no 8 and 17. He had to go to the market to buy some crystal meths

"I told you i can't go below a dime per, six pence is what i sell them for" the merchant said.

Polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 however, knew the perfect response. "http://i.imgur.com/iXEBIAv.png" he replied stoutly, sure that he would seal the deal.

And the merchant caved in. The merchant sold him 200 crystal meths, enough to fill up two crystal meth pouches.

It wasn't easy being cheesy, polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 thought to himself.

quattro vajeena wakes up in his bed and thinks to himself "Quality Posting!!!";

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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

MrDoom knows about your history and record of starting flame wars so ya you cant hide your record quattro vajeena i am phoeninx MrDoom knows about your history and record of starting flame wars so ya you cant hide your record A flame war is usually started with what is called baiting: someone deliberately posts a provocative post that would offend some other participants and thus instigate hostilities.

straight from wikipedia


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#15 02-16-2014 17:31:01

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mariodude wrote:

denied :(
you can try resubmitting klinah if you want

Fuck you


Edited Sun, 16 Feb 2014 16:31:36:

Phoenixflame wrote:
klinah wrote:

So this is how you're playing it, mariodude? You can't shit up rainrain's thread with your stupid fucking shitty posts, so you made your own shitty thread!

This is hilarious. I'd bang something out on my Smith Corona Super Coronet 12 Electric Semi-Portable typewriter and scan it to this thread, but that would take effort, which this thread doesn't deserve. Because its bad.

I'd like to make an allusion to the classic fable of The Fox and The Grapes. Its a story where a fox (you) gets butt hurt over not being able to get grapes (Rain-senpai's epic RP thread) so he calls them bad (this thread). I haven't actually read the story, I just saw an image macro on my weapons board, /k/, on 4chan.org.

You see, Mariodude, just because you can't have something doesn't mean it's bad.

PS: Decided to typewrite something for the thread.

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this implies that mario even wants to join that thread


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Let's start off the story here.

It was just another regular day for polovtsian dances no 8 and 17. He had to go to the market to buy some crystal meths

"I told you i can't go below a dime per, six pence is what i sell them for" the merchant said.

Polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 however, knew the perfect response. "http://i.imgur.com/iXEBIAv.png" he replied stoutly, sure that he would seal the deal.

And the merchant caved in. The merchant sold him 200 crystal meths, enough to fill up two crystal meth pouches.

It wasn't easy being cheesy, polovtsian dances no 8 and 17 thought to himself.

quattro vajeena wakes up in his bed and thinks to himself "Quality Posting!!!";


Fuck you

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#16 02-16-2014 17:34:36

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Hey It's Just An Ostrich, Deal With It, Klinah, I AM CHANNELING MY DARK POWERS :D XD


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Honey Suckling Insect wrote:

MrDoom knows about your history and record of starting flame wars so ya you cant hide your record quattro vajeena i am phoeninx MrDoom knows about your history and record of starting flame wars so ya you cant hide your record A flame war is usually started with what is called baiting: someone deliberately posts a provocative post that would offend some other participants and thus instigate hostilities.

straight from wikipedia

I look up
as a tear rolls slowly
down my cheek
I think about better days
and wonder if I'll feel that way again
you look at me
with those eyes I know so well
always serious, so deep and insightful
as though you're always in control
But not today
not now
Now you look so scared
like for once you don't have the answer
I gaze at you
looking deep into those hazel eyes
Hoping to understand
why you've said those things you did
I wonder for a moment
if this is all a dream
if I shall wake in the morning
and be relieved
you look at me
with a confusion I have never seen
slowly pull me towards you
and wipe the tears from my cheek


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A wild Jewish Goym appears!!!


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can I play

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Hair: Nope
Eye Color: Nope
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Favorite Anime: Boku no Pico
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Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card: Monster Reborn
Favorite Pokemon Card: Old Rod
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accepted ;o


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Re: Kokushō Bealey Magnaporthiopsis Kermanshah Quioveo Roleplay

Can we do this on roblox


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#24 02-17-2014 03:54:18

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Phoenixflame wrote:

Can we do this on roblox

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seconded


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it's taking me too long to write my application
is this good enough for now
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