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#1 03-17-2014 23:30:50

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Anti-Celery thread

This isn't shitposting. This is serious. Fuck celery.

Fun facts about celery:
It will kill you
It tastes like sadness and death
Its main goal in life is to destroy humanity
It will really kill you
It’s green because it’s full of LIES
And lies are green
Bet you didn’t know that did you
It can’t be trusted
No really
Don’t trust it
It will only hurt you
Like the green skittles
Why did they have to make those taste like apple no one likes that
I bet celery made green skittles taste like apples
Yeah
Blame celery
Fuck celery


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#2 03-17-2014 23:57:37

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Re: Anti-Celery thread

you're an asmodeus


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#3 03-18-2014 00:24:13

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Re: Anti-Celery thread

mariodude wrote:

you're an asmodeus

probably a little cunt who's just mad that his vegetable is for people who feel like committing suicide, just like himself.


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#4 03-18-2014 00:24:59

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Re: Anti-Celery thread

celery had a hard life


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#5 03-18-2014 00:26:16

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Re: Anti-Celery thread

95% water

not even trying

if he was  a human he'd be fucking 400 pounds with water retention and failing kidneys


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#6 03-18-2014 07:56:36

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Re: Anti-Celery thread

celery is also hairier than sean connery


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