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#1 03-29-2014 19:23:01

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Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

I failed my driver's test.

Fucking parallel parking.

Worst part is I didn't even get to go driving around and shit, which is the part I'm actually not bad at.


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#2 03-29-2014 20:17:58

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

it's ok i think everyone fucks up on parallel parking


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#3 03-29-2014 21:26:07

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

i ran a red light the first time i took the test LOL

but i took it again and did nothing wrong


thankfully i never had to parallel park or do anything really, the school just gave me a form that told the dmv that i passed and i didnt need to be tested there


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#4 03-29-2014 21:41:32

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

if it makes you feel any better my mom was trying to teach me how to drive and i almost drove us into a creek


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#5 03-29-2014 22:45:17

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

I almost plowed into a shitty midsize 80s midsize sedan turning yesterday.


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#6 03-29-2014 23:42:45

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

if you're doing parallel parking with poles LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU

SET YOUR FUCKING MIRRORS RIGHT YOU DINGUS

step 1. Pull up to the front pole, line up the front pole with your back tire
step 2. Turn on your blinker, steering wheel all the way to the right, reverse, and inch backwards
step 3. check your left mirror. When the pole appears in the mirror and goes nearly to the end, stop
step 4. turn your wheel the other way and keep reversing
step 5. when you even out stop and pull forward slightly

literally best method #mirrormethod


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#7 03-30-2014 02:01:57

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

I got a 100 on my driving test first time i took it and a 100 on the written exam, got my license at the age of 16..felt good man


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#8 03-30-2014 03:14:15

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

i got mine on my 16th birthday

i didnt know that was something to be proud of


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#9 03-30-2014 03:33:09

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

tfw no drivers license


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#10 03-30-2014 04:25:05

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

I also had to retake the exam to get my permit

I ran a red light before


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#11 03-30-2014 04:32:06

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

it seems like they give drivers licenses to the shittiest drivers on their first try
a guy i used to hang out wtih would a. drive while high b. run red lights c. text while driving and d. wouldn't pay attention to the road
being in the car with him was like a deathwish


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#12 03-30-2014 05:03:50

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

HangedHourai wrote:

it's ok i think everyone fucks up on parallel parking

the girl that was my driving partner (we switched every half hour and drove for 2 hours while we just chatted with the chill teacher the whole time) actually got it perfect
also am i the only one who passed it first try (ps i can't drive on the highway because the entrance ramps give me anxiety attacks)

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#13 03-30-2014 05:20:24

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

Crazyman wrote:
HangedHourai wrote:

it's ok i think everyone fucks up on parallel parking

the girl that was my driving partner (we switched every half hour and drove for 2 hours while we just chatted with the chill teacher the whole time) actually got it perfect
also am i the only one who passed it first try (ps i can't drive on the highway because the entrance ramps give me anxiety attacks)

i had to have my sister as my driving partner

she cried every time and the driving instructor had to reach over and jerk the steering wheel multiple times to stop her from crashing

and then he yelled at me for being too nice to other people on the road


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#14 03-30-2014 06:58:22

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

I should get a driving license but I'm too lazy and it's not like I'm gonna have a car anytime soon
I remember a few years ago I got to drive my parents car for a bit and it went well aside from the time I underestimated handling and almost hit another car
remember the drivers face too I can't tell if he was more scared or confused


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#15 03-30-2014 17:05:52

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

i failed mine because i "didnt check my blindspots"


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#16 03-30-2014 19:25:29

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

Sounds to me like you didnt check your blindspots, bahaha


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#17 03-30-2014 20:54:36

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Re: Fuckand eat you cunt shitpig/

patchy 10/10 comedian


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