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#26 08-15-2014 01:22:59

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

write down "gg, gj jinx!"


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#27 08-15-2014 01:29:17

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

lets move on to something thats not a variant of "gg, gj! jinx" :^)


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#28 08-15-2014 01:29:37

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip your pants again.

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#29 08-15-2014 02:52:26

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

mariodude wrote:

unzip your pants again.

RainRain wrote:

1. No repeat actions (unless it makes sense in the situation)


the same joke doesnt work 500 times


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#30 08-15-2014 03:13:20

Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip your pants


You're still nothing to me
And this is nothing to me
And you don't know what you've done
But I'll give you a clue

#31 08-15-2014 03:16:53

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip your shirt autistic


i am only 7 i just found a snail how cool is that????? most of my classmates only find like ants and beatles and stuff but i just find snails

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#32 08-15-2014 03:21:29

Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip your asshole


You're still nothing to me
And this is nothing to me
And you don't know what you've done
But I'll give you a clue

#33 08-15-2014 03:24:03

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

piss in mouth


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#34 08-15-2014 03:25:11

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

You decide that clothing is for the weak.

In a fit of rage you strike at your armor and clothing, in an effort to break/rip it off.

You strip yourself bare naked, discarding all of your armor by throwing it into a nearby bush.

You are now naked.

You stare with ferocity into the fork in the road ahead, snorting heavily and making many gorilla-esque noises.

Your penis appears to have grown during the casting of the polymorphic spell, and the ribbon is on the verge of breaking, but is currently blocking all blood from travelling to the shaft. Your penis is a dark shade of purple.

You have lost: 1 set of steel platemail

What do you do?


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piss in mouth

With effort you attempt to release your urine, but the tightening of the ribbon causes excruciating pain to your genitals.

Your penis does not respond to any efforts to move it or to piss.

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#35 08-15-2014 03:33:45

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

unzip foreskin; write "gg, gj jinx!" into ground with piss


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#36 08-15-2014 03:34:20

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

attempt to get erect by thinking of the fairest maiden in all the kingdoms.


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#37 08-15-2014 03:34:26

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

Patchy wrote:

unzip foreskin; write "gg, gj jinx!" into ground with piss

RainRain wrote:

lets move on to something thats not a variant of "gg, gj! jinx" :^)


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#38 08-15-2014 03:37:12

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

i already did asmodeus


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#39 08-15-2014 03:39:26

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

mariodude wrote:

attempt to get erect by thinking of the fairest maiden in all the kingdoms.

You start to think of every princess possible, specifically one you met during your last visit to the castle.

You vaguely recall accepting some sort of quest, but ignore the thought after you imagine her participating in a house party, undressed alongside several other princesses and wenches you've met.

Soon, the beginning of your shaft begins to tighten, and your penis grows in immense pain, you think the ribbon is beginning to cut through your skin as your erection begins.

The pain is mind-numbing, and you see small dots of red appear inside the skin of your longspear.

You hear footsteps from behind you, and turn, noticing a small group, or perhaps family, of peasants. A single female child accompanied by a man who's not looking forward, and the wife is asleep on their carriage.

The daughter screams in terror, and points ahead, shouting "GORILLA MAN", the father suddenly jerks his head towards you, halts his horses and stares in complete shock.

What do you do?

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#40 08-15-2014 04:29:15

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

put penis in man's mouth

attempt to piss again


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#41 08-15-2014 04:29:19

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

attempt to sell Nike Air Max 90 Hyperfuse Canada

they're Hot Snapping Up!!!!!


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#42 08-15-2014 04:36:41

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

Cable wrote:

put penis in man's mouth

attempt to piss again

Your eyes fill with lust as your charge your (slightly larger) body straight at the man, screaming and making gorilla-noises.

The man is taken aback and quickly rushes the girl behind the carriage, waking up the mother in the process, and they both begin to run away.

You close the distance incredibly rapidly, and the man hardly has time to grab his shortsword from the carriage.

He points it at you in a defensive position, still obviously terrified and confused by the situation around him, he's preventing you from getting any closer with the blade.

Your penis is leaking blood, both from the ribbon cutting into the skin and from the lips.

Phoenixflame wrote:

attempt to sell Nike Air Max 90 Hyperfuse Canada

they're Hot Snapping Up!!!!!

You can visibly see the man's confusion at your lust, and attempt to reason with him, to persuade him into buying incredibly nice (and expensive) boots you saw back at the castle.

The man looks even more terrified and swings his sword haphazardly at you, at then you realize your words are still garbled by the transformation and you made nothing less than screams and yelps as an attempt to communicate.

The child and mother are sprinting far away.

What do you do?


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#43 08-15-2014 04:39:32

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

make him cut off your dick and use the hilt as a dildo


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#44 08-15-2014 21:23:56

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

chase the child and mother
and unzip your dick

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#45 08-21-2014 22:38:59

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Re: CYOA - An adventure

SisterConcubine wrote:

unzip your asshole

this is so rape-y... can you remove or put a tw on this post for nsfw? thanks, it might trigger someone's PTSD


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